Patronise me -gather up these thoughts-
stitch them together with a prickly needle
into a tatty blanket
taken to the bazaar
away from me
to sell
for a dollar each.
Leave me
oH mY GoSh! I CanNOt STaNd thIs LoRx. PeoPle WhO TyPe LiKE THIs ShOUld Be shoT In ThEiR aRmPiTs aNd HaVe aLl tHe hAiR PuLlEd oUt fRoM ThEiR NoStRiLs 1 By 1 LoRx. sO IwEeTaTiNg WoRx. I KnOw yOu pEoPlE GoT No cREaTiViTy bUt nO nEeD To tYpE LiKe dAt tO GeT PpL's aTtEnTiOn WaDz! U MaKe mE BlInD U NoEz??!? wAiT I AsK My sTeAd tO WhAck u Ah!
Pfft. Pleast pardon me if the above immitation was inaccurate. I am an uncertified lian, and thus cannot comprehend the gist of DySfUnCtIoNaL tYpInG and incomprehensible English.
i also cannot stand people who type and type and type without punctuation and paragraphing none whatsoever it's as though their life depended on it hello there is such a thing called a fullstop comma question mark and exclaimation mark and all that and you just have to press the Enter key like once twice to make your bloody page look more presentable and readable are you stupid was your enter key stolen or did your hamster eat it or did YOU eat it you sicko oh my gosh its giving me a headache i hope your hamster bites your fingers off and you never get to type again.
oh my goodness gracious me.
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